Another Reason Why I Love Austin...

is because in Missoula, Montana they want to outlaw chickens in the city limits. A compromise ordinance would limit owners to six chickens and no roosters. [Click the title to this post for a link to an awesome video.]

Obviously, it needs saying: when roosters are outlawed, only outlaws will have roosters. You're safe with us, Stanley, rest assured.

Edited to add: I hate the way Blogger handles links. Hate.