Aw, so cute. Also: being an adult sucks.

I had this exchange with the SweetBabyGirl first thing this morning:

Pissed Off Mom [opening door to SBG's bedroom and approaching]: Good Morning! Did you sleep well?

SBG [smiling]: Yes. I sleep all night.

[Everybody smiles.]

SBG: What did you dream about?

POM [staring into the distance]: I dreamed that it rained and the roof came off of the garage and then the house fell down and then I woke up.

SBG: .....

POM: What a silly dream! [Laughs unconvincingly.]

SBG: [stretching luxuriously] I dreamed puppies and kittens and mommy puppies and mommy kittens.